We don’t hear about this much from the pulpit… but there is a talking donkey in the Bible. The owner’s name is Balaam and the donkey is called… his donkey. If you aren’t familiar with the story, you might take a second to get caught up:
In my Bible, the heading of that story is interesting. It’s titled, “Balaam’s Donkey”. After reading that story, I would have thought the angel with the sword was pretty cool… and very important. But Balaam didn’t even notice him. You know what else Balaam didn’t notice?
THAT HIS DONKEY WAS TALKING!!!!! Read the text. After the donkey asked why he beat him so, he simply responded and then added a threat to the donkey to boot. I also think its interesting that the word says that God opened the donkey’s mouth. Note the words it spoke,
“What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?”
Balaam wasn’t beating God or the angel. He was beating his donkey. And the donkey spoke. Why ME? Not, why HIM? Not, leave that Donkey alone… it was, “you beat ME”. And the donkey speaks in first person again. Later, Balaam sees the angel and the angel references the donkey directly as a 3rd party. And while all of that is interesting, Balaam responds to the donkey’s questions as though it was a normal conversation.
We don’t receive any physical description of fear, surprise, shock, awe, or confusion. Balaam is so angry at this creature that when it asked why he would hurt it, he had explanation prepared and shouted it readily. Balaam wasn’t quoted with a stutter, nor were any follow up questions mentioned. I was expecting something along the lines of:
“you can talk!?!??!?!” Or how about an, “I’m so sorry!!”. Speaking tends to humanize things a bit, but Balaam was wishing he had his sword to teach this animal a lesson.
This situation screams out crazy. Who could tell this story and not end up in a white jacket after? But I believe that we re-enact this on an extremely regular basis. Consider the following:
- We follow our own path.
- We keep our head down and pay little attention to what is going on around us.
- Circumstances try and steer us clear, but we complain, point fingers, blame, and otherwise try to work around these “obstacles” that are actually there to help us… in hindsight.
- Something amazing happens. Perhaps even miraculous. But it wasn’t what we wanted, or our way of doing it, or in our timing, so we kick it, fuss at it, and wish it harm.
- God performs a holy double face-palm at His efforts to put us on track and our inability to see Him through our own small thinking.
Even when I’m trying to do good, I go about it MY way in most cases. There are two things I think we could all do better: (look and listen).
- Keep your eyes out for sword wielding angels. God cares so much for us. He loves us to death (His Son’s death) and He would, and has done, anything for us. This includes working in our lives today. Keep that head up and look for signs, opportunities, noble paths, people in need, etc.
- Keep your ears open for talking donkeys. Don’t be so entrenched with what you want, that you can’t even hear or notice that God is clearly talking to you. If you are open to the will of God, then you need to be always prepared to step back from the worldly way of doing things. We need to be prepared and expect speed bumps, road blocks, detours, bridges out… If these things derail us emotionally, we will never experience the miracles off the beaten path (which will be most of them).
We can get so wrapped up in our world, we don’t even recognize it when donkey’s speak. Balaam didn’t. Not that I can tell. But I can recognize his exasperation for the situation. It’s a laser focus mentality that refuses to acknowledge anything other than plan A. Balaam was on a mission and this stubborn beast was not going to get in His way.
Be open to the whims of the donkey… it may just be spying a sword wielding angel ready to slice you down. Did you see how the angel talked to Balaam? He told the man that he would have killed him if he kept going… and he would have spared the donkey. The donkey saved his life (and tried to 3 times). Perhaps when things don’t go our way, instead of asking, “why me!!?”, why not pray about what blessings are about to happen? Or what warning needs to be heeded? Balaam learned, in the oddest way possible, to be thankful for unexpected inconveniences.
I know that for me, the next time I blow a tire, I’m going to be looking around the area. Is someone else around? Is there an opportunity here? Should I go another way? Should I turn around completely? Does the hubcap have something to say?